what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Your Mother

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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