- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

How do you make a little girl cry?

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Why can't jokes spit?

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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