- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Obama lin Baden.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

hickory dickory dock no one cares

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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