Chuck Norris Dies.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Queens Park rangers

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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just in time?

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Poop!!

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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