- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

When life throws you lemons, duck.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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