- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

I was once a hamster.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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