- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Who invented apple? God

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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