A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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Anti Joke

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