Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Cheese

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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