- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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