- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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