- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Prostitution is bad.......

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Your mother just died.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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