When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

TIMMY

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

I bet you read this. Told ya.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Neil Lewis

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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