Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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