Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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