Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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kennah campion... being nice

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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