- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Sarah Palin

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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