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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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