- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

010010101210001010 You dirty girl

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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