- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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