Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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