- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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