Covert trance, black Ops, and something I kinda made up myself. The first two are basically using suggestions without the victim being aware of it, that is how that famous bank robber that just asks nicely for all the cash and gets it succeeds. The other is tricking the "allmighty" subconcious and again, my own invention people claim its called "this and that", I know, because I coined most of the terms. Anyway, you put people into a deep state of trance, you tell them to take a step forward into the sea, and well, you actually led them down the top of a skyscraper or something fun... "Now... Suck on the lollipop I have between my, okay ill stop"

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Julian Ha.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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