What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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8=> >->-o

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Anti Joke

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