- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

How High is a Chinese man

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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