- Anti Joke

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

a man makes a bad joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Chuck Norris Dies.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Queens Park rangers

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