Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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im gey

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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