little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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dick dick dick... frogs

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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