What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Who wants $300? Me too.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

taking out the trash... at night

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

1+2 = 6

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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