Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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