- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

How do you make a car? You build it.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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