Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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So a seal walks into a club.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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