- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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