Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

You have friends

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

good one jess !!

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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