- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

who is awesome? no one...

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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