Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Women's rights

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Why can't february march Because april may

Latvia isn't a joke

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

So one time there was this woman learning...

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

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