- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

say cheese

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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