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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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