What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

WOMENS RIGHTS

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Woman's Rights

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Dusters blow stuff.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

why are balck people black because they are

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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