What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

men's rights activists

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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