how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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