Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

I just drank a cola.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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