I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

The government

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

gay people

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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