Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Some people like melon and others like soup.

*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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