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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Your mother is so fat.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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