Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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women's rights.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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flavin's head

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Republicans

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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think twice or at least think

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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