Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

It says so on your cap.

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