A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I am very humble.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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