Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Joke

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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