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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Knock knock What?

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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