- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

what came first the chicken or the chips

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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