2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

A: Do you like it B: No

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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