- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

A kid has no friends.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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