What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

The queen having a shit

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Your text.

save me from the nothing ive become

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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