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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Nickleback.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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