- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

AIDS

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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