Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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womens rights

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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