Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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