What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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