What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

What is white and square? A ping pong block

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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