- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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